Environmental Preservation Gifts

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Protecting Historic Landmarks

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

reincarnated worm...

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I love you too, big guy."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."