Environmental Conservation Gifts

Harvesting the wind: 'Blah, blah, blah. . .'

Alternative Gas Sources...of the neater future.

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

Opportunities arising from Global warming

"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."

'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Last Blue Tuna.

'I'm amazed they got planning permission.'

climate change research

'They turned them all upside-down when they worked out tides are more reliable than the wind.'

The consequences of messing with nature

'It says this one giant redwood would be able to produce enough lumber to build 25 single-family foreclosures...'

A Formidable tree stands with chain saw and axe in hand.

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

"Have you got something that will make me feel a little less guilty?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'It's a revolutionary technique for reducing vehicle emissions. We call it walking.'

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

Town Planning Dept looking at map with parks and green spaces. 'Ok! Let's eat our greens'

With Gas Prices Out of Sight, Santa Uses an Alternative Fuel Source.

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

'Have you noticed we are getting once in a decade storms every year now'

Environment Friendly House.

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

Biodiversité

'I don't recall the environment people asking US about dumping in this area.'

urban agriculture

'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

'What do you mean no bees are allowed? That's species discrimination.'

Short shelf life...please help!

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

US energy consumption.