Environmental Conservationist Gifts

Stone Age/Golden Age/Space Age/Garbage.

Biden Agenda vs Gov. Ricketts

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.