Nature Conservationist Gifts

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

Penguin meets polar bear, saying: 'Well, ONE of us is in the wrong cartoon.'

"I don't suppose you realize....now we're all on the endangered species list."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

"I've heard that waterless urinals are supposed to be better for the environment."

"Wind power - a blot on the landscape!"

'It isn't easy to be dirty down here.'

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

'I'm a conscientious Man O' War objector.'

Spotted Owl Migration

Gorilla in a zoo wears a t-shirt stating: Born To Be Wild.

To clumsy trappers, who make good rugs!

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

Waterhole bar and grill...Sorry, closed due to drought.

Back from the brink of extinction: The mighty North American California Condoor.

Adopt-a-Highway next 2 miles. National Hang Gliders Association.

Roadkill

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

Scarcity