Wildlife Conservator Gifts

Please Do Not Feed The Animals/Please Do Not Eat The People

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The interested bystanders.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Save the unicorn.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Zoo: No Hunting.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Igloo for birds.

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Climate Change

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'