Nature Conservation Advocate Gifts

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"The Nominees"

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'