Nature Advocate Gifts

'I drove to the garden centre for a tree to offset my carbon footprint... so now I've got to go back for another one...'

"I'm starting to get concerned about global warming."

Over exploiting the earth's resources.

"I kind of regret objecting so strongly to the wind farm they originally had planned."

"Actually, the biggest threat facing us is climate change. Try this signal instead."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

"Lovely holiday, terrific souvenirs, but not a tree to get any shade under!"

Sewage pipe is the city anus.

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

"I told you to listen to the climate science."

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Suicidal World.

'Your conservation area now meets health & safety standards'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'That's the Government for you every time.'

Crime Scene

Objections to offshore wind turbines don't seem to resonate as much these days...

"Pipeline vandals?"

"The UN climate change conference in Paris has agreed to reduce planet warming greenhouse gases to below 2 degrees."

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

"Global warming proves our side is winning!"

Current Environmental Status, Earth.

California Wildfires

"Now, don't sell me anything Rachel Carson wouldn't buy."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Environmental casket

Climate Crisis

Let's just get their signatures - who even knows where we'd find translators for them

Arctic Wildfires.