Nature Advocate Gifts

'I drove to the garden centre for a tree to offset my carbon footprint... so now I've got to go back for another one...'

"I'm starting to get concerned about global warming."

Over exploiting the earth's resources.

"I kind of regret objecting so strongly to the wind farm they originally had planned."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, the biggest threat facing us is climate change. Try this signal instead."

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

Ecological balance.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

"Lovely holiday, terrific souvenirs, but not a tree to get any shade under!"

Sewage pipe is the city anus.

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"I told you to listen to the climate science."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"Global warming proves our side is winning!"

Current Environmental Status, Earth.

'Your conservation area now meets health & safety standards'

California Wildfires

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

Objections to offshore wind turbines don't seem to resonate as much these days...

Suicidal World.

'That's the Government for you every time.'

Crime Scene

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Pipeline vandals?"

"The UN climate change conference in Paris has agreed to reduce planet warming greenhouse gases to below 2 degrees."

Humanity addresses global warming

"Well, I can't read, but I assume it's a sign the humans have put there to show it's a rubbish dump..."

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

News. Environment Report. Huh, "mineral rights" isn't a new protest group. It refers to ownership of mining resources.

I saw a headline that said that bears are lazy and I'd like to think that when I watch reality TV I'm connecting with nature.

World on Fire