Nature Advocacy Gifts

Grass huggers.

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Your money's no use now, I'm just collecting water."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Climate Crisis

Government a la Carte

"Privates Beach"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Evolution.