Naturism Advocate Gifts

"Privates Beach"

I hear my husband! Quick, take your clothes off!

'Quite the reverse of a streaker...'

'I can't go to dinner, with you. I don't have a thing to wear.'

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

REPENT! Get back to nature

"We should get out to the country more often."

"The Nominees"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Save the river.

The Destruction of the Environment

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed