Nature Supporters Gifts

"Dam kids..."

Deforestation.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Bee flying to another flower.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Frog in the puddles.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"She wishes to range free!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Privates Beach"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Bees SOS

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"That's mine!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

Stormy weather

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet