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Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"You shouldn't hold a sneeze in like that."

Arboreal Grammar. Poplar. Un-Poplar.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'It's annoying having to listen to a 30 second oil company apology before ocean sounds.'

'I love you too, Alice, but in a different way.'

'I'm locked on target: You can charge now!'

'Your species has lost the use of its tail: How can you call that evolution?'

"You were right: watching humans setting up large family tents on a windy day is hilarious!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"