Naturism Fan Gifts

Nudist colony yard sale, includes: washerdryer,iron and clothes.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bears catching fish

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'