Naturism Fan Gifts

Nudist colony yard sale, includes: washerdryer,iron and clothes.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Romantic Giraffes

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Bears catching fish

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'