Naturism Aficionados Gifts

'This isn't my idea. It's step seven of my twelve-step program.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Life is for the birds.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Polluted geese

Romantic Giraffes

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Bears catching fish

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'