Naturist Aficionado Gifts

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Swan Fairy Tales

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'