Naturist Aficionado Gifts

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

A large leaf falling on a dog

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

A mother and baby elephant