Naturism Aficionado Gifts

'You don't remember me, do you?'

Despite being a devoted Naturist, Holly wouldn't be seen dead at a party without her handbag and matching killer heels.

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

Nudist Beach for Muppets

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Romantic Giraffes

'Life is great' down on the farm.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Polluted geese

A large leaf falling on a dog

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'