Naturism Aficionado Mugs

'You don't remember me, do you?'

Despite being a devoted Naturist, Holly wouldn't be seen dead at a party without her handbag and matching killer heels.

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."