Naturist Enthusiast Mugs

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

Nudist voyeurs.

Wait, I think I've left the iron on!...

Man is raking up leaves on a nudist beach.

Nudist reads newspaper headline: Clothed rambler strikes again.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Disgusted of Northants

'Walter is very hard to buy for.'

"Be honest, you only brought me here to save the cost of hiring outfits for our wedding tomorrow!"

"Naked Gardening Day, yes, Wilkinshaw...naked computing day, noooooo!...."

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"Howard, when I said we didn't dress for dinner. . . I meant we don't dress formally!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Swan Fairy Tales

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'