Nature Enthusiasts Mugs

Evolve at your own risk

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"It's not good enough to just grab the fish ... the judges want to see you do it without splashing."

"Why do leaves change color?"

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"They're not ripe until you can see the barcodes."

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

The tree of knowledge discovers that paper is made from wood.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

The village oak.

Green Belt.

A highway is littered with animated Deer Crossing signs.

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Famous Ant Haikus.

Ski Jump Flight Plan

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

The fox and the hen shelter under the same tree in the rain

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

How they were named.

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

"This crawling on land, just fashion, it won't last"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Conservation by developers.

"We're trying to help you!"

'It's amazing how quiet the jungle has been since Tarzan lost his voice...'

'Hey Mom, why can't we live in a two storey house like they do?'

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."