Nature Enthusiasts Gifts

Evolve at your own risk

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"It's not good enough to just grab the fish ... the judges want to see you do it without splashing."

"Why do leaves change color?"

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"They're not ripe until you can see the barcodes."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

The tree of knowledge discovers that paper is made from wood.

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

A highway is littered with animated Deer Crossing signs.

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

The village oak.

Green Belt.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"Looks like nature is beginning to adapt to global warming!"

How they were named.

Famous Ant Haikus.

"The growing season has barely begun, but I've already been getting death threats."

"This crawling on land, just fashion, it won't last"

"Because of climate change and the greenhouse effect, I don't know whether to come or go."

Bees SOS

"Peter and I spent the summer re-wilding the children."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

"We're trying to help you!"

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

'Captain Scott was totally unimpressed by Oates' gallant gesture.'

Scenic Route Next 3 Miles - Then it gets ugly.

The fox and the hen shelter under the same tree in the rain

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'