Nature Exploration Enthusiasts Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Life is for the birds.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Local Knowledge

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Romantic Giraffes

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

A large leaf falling on a dog

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Life is great' down on the farm.