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"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Life is for the birds.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Fly Football

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Local Knowledge

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Polluted geese

Romantic Giraffes

'Life is great' down on the farm.