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Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Bigfoot is reading a book entitled 'Myths and other urban legends'.

Six hikers climb to a narrow peak.

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

Confused Tourists

Ducks following a tank.

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'Fishing in the West.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Local Knowledge

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

World Tour.