Nature Exploring T-Shirts

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Bigfoot is reading a book entitled 'Myths and other urban legends'.

Six hikers climb to a narrow peak.

Confused Tourists

Ducks following a tank.

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'Fishing in the West.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Local Knowledge

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

World Tour.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"