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'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

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"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Are we there yet?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Koala

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'okay...where did you hide it?'