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"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Rock Climber

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Sport Utility Boot.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."