Nature-seeking Traveler T-Shirts

"We're hoping to get back to nature in a safe theme park environment."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Where the wild things were."

Hither and Yon sign

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'It must be the dead sea.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Baby squirrel & Berries

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Mass Travel

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Fork in the trail.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Welcome to Scotland...

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

Hotel Room

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'