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Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Are we there yet?'

Hither and Yon sign

"Where the wild things were."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Koala

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."