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Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Are we there yet?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Koala

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Hither and Yon sign

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Where the wild things were."

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."