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"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Fly Football

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Are we there yet?'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Koala

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"