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'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

Tourists and GPS

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Business Duck

Fishing direction sign.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Getting Rid of the Cure

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Books 'n' Carrots

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.