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'Hello, Mom? I think you better get a couple of steaks out of the freezer.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

The Fast Lane.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Trail mix?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The Golfing Accident

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Pointing.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'