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YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Day one, post grad

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Bear Signpost.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'So much for your internal compass.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

Reality Bites

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.