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Old Cheltem, Cheltem, New Cheltem, New Improved Cheltem.

"We should have an easy trip - I've just phoned in to the local radio travel line an told them traffic is at a stand-still here!"

'Dad, I know we're on vacation, but Rags needs to go to the vet.'

The mathematician and his son...

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Day one, post grad

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."