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Which way to turn?

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

Uh-oh, could spell trouble up the road.

'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'

'Text Us' The Phone Star State.

"And of course you get a company car!"

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

Welcome to Switzerland

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Goodbye Crude World.

'Your eight lane motorway map in full.'

Straight to video...scenic route.

Driver filling his gas tank and his car.

When slugs go on holiday.

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Clam at a crossroads

Tourists

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Italia tours

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.