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'Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take...'

Tourists

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Italia tours

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Are we broke yet?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Hero of the Beach?

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Canine Tours

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.