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'First time skiing?'

Tourists

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Duck Hunt

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Are we broke yet?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

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Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."