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'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Tourists

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Duck Hunt

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

Planned service changes

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'First time skiing?'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

Returning tourism