Adventure Planners T-Shirts

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Breakthrough

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Snowman of the Apes

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Fishing boat.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Ah...here they are!"