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"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Planned service changes

Desert Island Fantasies

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Deflating Island

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

Returning tourism

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

Playpen Jailbreak.

Rapunzel

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

'What choice do we have?'

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

"We're just planning our journey."

'It looked bigger in the holiday brochure.'

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

"Instead of getting a job this summer, I'm buying 50 lottery tickets every week."