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Desert Island Fantasies

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"Gah! Too many people!"

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Desert Island Inmate

Deflating Island

Playpen Jailbreak.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Turkey on the run.

Rapunzel

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!