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'Is that ALL you can ever talk about - ESCAPING?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Creature Plumbing

Deflating Island

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Rapunzel

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

"Watch what you say - I think we've got a human int he organisation!"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"I found your contact lens."

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

"Where can I go for this much?"

'Exit'

Way out.

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'