Conversation Escape Strategist T-Shirts

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Desert Island Fantasies

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

Houdini 2019

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

Small Talk Outlet

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"She's a Democrat and he's a Republican so refrain from political talk if you want access to the hors d'oevres."

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

"Your faucet is running."

"Mr. Weems is easily approachable. It's the exit strategy that requires detailed strategy."

Distress flare.

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

'Exit'

"When you ask what I do, do you mean for money?"

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

To counteract the pub bore Al cultivated the ancient art of sleeping with his eyes open.

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

"Chatty conspiracy theorist neighbor, 12 o’clock. Initiate ‘pretend squirrel chase’ diversion!"