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'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Visiting 'friends'.

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

"I think it's time I left Mr. Right!"

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

Boss, what's the best way to break up with someone without hurting her feelings? Hush money. What? Offer the dumpee a cashier's check for $5,000 on the condition she refrains from having hurt feelings. If she just can't do that, then you should be compassionate and offer her a $1,000 check as long as she agrees not to burden you with her hurt feelings. Very bad man. Compassion is an essential component of any severance package.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

'It's not you, it's me.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"I weaned Howard off TV sports with a 3-step program. First golf, then bowling, finally poker."

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

"He'll be back, where else will he get such room service."

'Exit'

Famous Last Words: 'Ready!...Fire!...Aim!...

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

"Hi Donna. I wanted to let you know that your husband's career ended peacefully with Mr. Glendale at his side."

'Is that ALL you can ever talk about - ESCAPING?'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked

How to end a relationship.