"He'll be back, where else will he get such room service."
Dramatic Exit Enthusiast T-Shirts
Let them wear their passion for grand departures with t-shirts that shout their love for a dramatic exit. Bold, witty, and fun—these tees are perfect for making a statement wherever they go.
Emergency exit into Space
Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.
Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.
'EXIT -Next Exit.'
The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.
"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."
"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"
'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'
When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'
Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three
Letter of Resignation
"Does it come in menthol?"
Deux Ex Mechanic
"If she sings it's over."
"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."
"Could you access your online dictionary for the definition of 'sayonara'?"
Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.
He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.
"We don't want to fight, but by jingo, if we do, our gallant lads will turn about and exit the EU!"
"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."
"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."
Sorry you're leaving.
"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"
"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."
I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.
Woman on train with megaphone, "Oh Geoffrey I do so hate these long goodbyes!"
Why the Dinosaurs Disappeared...
'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'
"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."
'That's just not right, coach. I mean, yeah, you deserve to get canned. But they could have found a less expensive way to let you know.'
"I don't get what all the fuss is about."
'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'
'Exit'
"Hi Donna. I wanted to let you know that your husband's career ended peacefully with Mr. Glendale at his side."
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