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Emergency exit into Space

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Golf escape.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Fire Backwards.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

"I've got a pulse!"

Visiting 'friends'.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

Water Drop with a Surprise

"Where's the fire, pal?"