Expert At Quick Exits T-Shirts

Visiting 'friends'.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Emergency exit into Space

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

This is the shortcut!

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

"When I google myself, the only thing that comes up is my arrest record."

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

Surgeon asking patient, 'Would you like this to go?'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

"He'll be back, where else will he get such room service."

'Exit'

"Campus lockdown 2020-21: Studied Net Flix, takeaway menu apps, and future benefit entitlements."

"Hi Donna. I wanted to let you know that your husband's career ended peacefully with Mr. Glendale at his side."

How to save face when you realize you're walking the wrong way.

'Is that ALL you can ever talk about - ESCAPING?'