Quick Exit Enthusiast T-Shirts

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

Emergency exit into Space

"I think we could work very well together."

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Visiting 'friends'.

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

Letter of Resignation

"Does it come in menthol?"

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

"We don't want to fight, but by jingo, if we do, our gallant lads will turn about and exit the EU!"

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

The great Dessert Island.

"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

Sorry you're leaving.

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Office jumping from one building to another.

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

Tonight's specials are on the blackboard next to the exit, Miss. Some women find this very convenient for quick getaways. Menu. Menu.

"You want some words of wisdom? Next time, take the elevator!"

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

'I've just done the mile in three minutes. . .I took the short cut.'