Tech Escape Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Meet the new factory manager.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Houdini's Dog

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

Photocoffier.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"They've replaced the company car."

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

"Hey Charlie- check out what comes after the internet!"

Family separated by the Internet

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Prison Escape