Escaping Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

Golf escape.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Mountain escalator.

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Patient walking out of hospital.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Prison Escape

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

Desert Island Game

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."