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"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

Golf escape.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Mountain escalator.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

Prison Escape

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Patient walking out of hospital.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

Desert Island Game

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'