Fantasy Escape Enthusiast T-Shirts

Office jumping from one building to another.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Last Chance For Reality

'Let's get a kitty.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

Golf escape.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

Mountain escalator.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Zoo Employees

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Patient walking out of hospital.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Prison Escape

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

Don Quixote

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.