Fantasy Escape Enthusiast T-Shirts

Office jumping from one building to another.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Last Chance For Reality

'Let's get a kitty.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Houdini's Dog

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Golf escape.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.

Mountain escalator.

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

Zoo Employees

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

Prison Escape

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Patient walking out of hospital.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

Don Quixote