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"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

ET Mishap

Late BroomStick

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

Time Machine Collision

"Where the wild things were."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"