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"You'll have to ignore Kevin, he's a hopeless idealist."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

'Tell us again, Grandpa, about the time you almost had Tarzan for lunch.'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

After earning her PHD, Repunzel was right ar home in her academic ivory tower.

"Love your work."

Conan the librarian.

'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'

'Your last hope is on the Appeals Fairy.'

'I'm here because I drink like a fish.'

'How many times must I tell you people who live in glass houses should not throw stones...'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

You Are Now leaving Your Senses

Alice in Responsibilityland

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Two flying pigs.

'Now where are these trolls I seek?'

Little Dutch boy prevents sand from falling in hour glass.

'You want the tooth?! You can't handle the tooth!'

'Here's the bastard now and he's carrying our Maude's bladder.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

'Who are you?' 'Your wife for 57 years back from plastic surgery!'

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

'After being stuck in that bottle for 2000 years, I have to do something urgently before I can start granting your wishes!'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

The Tooth Fairy has filed Chapter 11. Details after the movie...

'I'm six years old, Mom. I KNOW you're the tooth fairy.'

George and the dragon.

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

Dragons eating a knight - 'Once you get the shell off they're delicious!'